Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life -

[ner0]

Practical Explanation ( For Example ) :- `1st of all can you tell me every single seconds detail from that time when you born ?? ( i need every seconds detail ?? that what- what you have thought and done on every single second )

can you tell me every single detail of your `1 cheapest Minute Or your whole hour, day, week, month, year or your whole life ??

if you are not able to tell me about this life then what proof do you have that you didn't forget your past ? and that you will not forget this present life in the future ?

that is Fact that Supreme Lord Krishna exists but we posses no such intelligence to understand him.
there is also next life. and i already proved you that no scientist, no politician, no so-called intelligent man in this world is able to understand this Truth. cuz they are imagining. and you cannot imagine what is god, who is god, what is after life etc.
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for example :Your father existed before your birth. you cannot say that before your birth your father don,t exists.

So you have to ask from mother, "Who is my father?" And if she says, "This gentleman is your father," then it is all right. It is easy.
Otherwise, if you makes research, "Who is my father?" go on searching for life; you'll never find your father.

( now maybe...maybe you will say that i will search my father from D.N.A, or i will prove it by photo's, or many other thing's which i will get from my mother and prove it that who is my Real father.{ So you have to believe the authority. who is that authority ? she is your mother. you cannot claim of any photo's, D.N.A or many other things without authority ( or ur mother ).

if you will show D.N.A, photo's, and many other proofs from other women then your mother. then what is use of those proofs ??} )

same you have to follow real authority. "Whatever You have spoken, I accept it," Then there is no difficulty. And You are accepted by Devala, Narada, Vyasa, and You are speaking Yourself, and later on, all the acaryas have accepted. Then I'll follow.
I'll have to follow great personalities. The same reason mother says, this gentleman is my father. That's all. Finish business. Where is the necessity of making research? All authorities accept Krsna, the Supreme Personality of Godhead. You accept it; then your searching after God is finished.

Why should you waste your time?
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all that is you need is to hear from authority ( same like mother ). and i heard this truth from authority " Srila Prabhupada " he is my spiritual master.
im not talking these all things from my own.
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in this world no `1 can be Peace full. this is all along Fact.

cuz we all are suffering in this world 4 Problems which are Disease, Old age, Death, and Birth after Birth.

tell me are you really happy ?? you can,t be happy if you will ignore these 4 main problem. then still you will be Forced by Nature.
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if you really want to be happy then follow these 6 Things which are No illicit sex, No gambling, No drugs ( No tea & coffee ), No meat-eating ( No onion & garlic's )

5th thing is whatever you eat `1st offer it to Supreme Lord Krishna. ( if you know it what is Guru parama-para then offer them food not direct Supreme Lord Krishna )

and 6th " Main Thing " is you have to Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare ".
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If your not able to follow these 4 things no illicit sex, no gambling, no drugs, no meat-eating then don,t worry but chanting of this holy name ( Hare Krishna Maha-Mantra ) is very-very and very important.

Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare " and be happy.

if you still don,t believe on me then chant any other name for 5 Min's and chant this holy name for 5 Min's and you will see effect. i promise you it works And chanting at least 16 rounds ( each round of 108 beads ) of the Hare Krishna maha-mantra daily.
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Here is no Question of Holy Books quotes, Personal Experiences, Faith or Belief. i accept that Sometimes Faith is also Blind. Here is already Practical explanation which already proved that every`1 else in this world is nothing more then Busy Foolish and totally idiot.
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Source(s):
every `1 is already Blind in this world and if you will follow another Blind then you both will fall in hole. so try to follow that person who have Spiritual Eyes who can Guide you on Actual Right Path. ( my Authority & Guide is my Spiritual Master " Srila Prabhupada " )
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if you want to see Actual Purpose of human life then see this link : ( nolinks ( dot ) asitis ( dot ) com {Bookmark it })
read it complete. ( i promise only readers of this book that they { he/she } will get every single answer which they want to know about why im in this material world, who im, what will happen after this life, what is best thing which will make Human Life Perfect, and what is perfection of Human Life. ) purpose of human life is not to live like animal cuz every`1 at present time doing 4 thing which are sleeping, eating, sex & fear. purpose of human life is to become freed from Birth after birth, Old Age, Disease, and Death.

[Dane]

I think  that you are rather brave to write "No gambling" etc. here!
Not many people are ready to give up gambling, coffee drinking  etc.!
I myself have been meditating (Transcendental Meditation) very long.
Unfortunately (unlike "hare Krishna") it is rather expensive to learn these days.
In the end people might find what suits them
in accordance with their karma 

[carsch]

You clearly expressed what you believe.........and of course, they are your beliefs, and nothing more. Everyone thinks, sees and understands things differently. How cool is that?

Those are your beliefs, my friend. Not that it matters. I have different beliefs. So does everyone else. Whatever works for you.

[carsch]

In the end people might find what suits them
in accordance with their karma 

Karma? I'd say that's part of a belief system........a huge one that's been biting people in the butt. LOL

But it's all good.........there is always purpose no matter how the experience may be.

[ner0]

special note : Intelligence has to do with the soul, not simply with the brain.

Take electricity, for example. Electricity moves between gross elements and through a gross wire. But the electricity itself -- it is not those elements, not that wire. It is subtle.

[Turner]

Too many words ner0. If you got it.....you wouldnt have that many words.

[Dane]

Too many words ner0. If you got it.....you wouldnt have that many words.

Well, well Turner! Congratulations with  your new status as an
Intergalactic Moderator!
Socates, Jesus and Buddha did not write too many words!
On the other hand: A man here in Denmark (named MARTINUS)
wrote many, many words. And he was considered to be ENLIGHTENED!

[Turner]

Well, well Turner! Congratulations with  your new status as an
Intergalactic Moderator!
Socates, Jesus and Buddha did not write too many words!
On the other hand: A man here in Denmark (named MARTINUS)
wrote many, many words. And he was considered to be ENLIGHTENED!

Kill the Buddha!  (as Linji said)

[atlantis]

Shit man............


                                 SHIT HAPPENS

                         in various world religions
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Taoism:         Shit happens.
                If you can shit, it isn't shit.
                Shit happens, so flow with it.

Hare Krishna:   Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding.
                She-it happens, She-it happens, happens, happens,
                 she-it, she-it...  (Repeat until you become one with she-it)
                Please this flower and buy our shit.

Confucianism:   Confucious say, "Shit happens".
                Confucious says, "If shit has to happen, let it happen
                 PROPERLY."

Buddhism:       If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
                If shit happens, it isn't really happening TO anyone.
                Shit will happen again to you next time.
                Only he who totally gives up the desire for shit will
                 have salvation.

Zen:            What is the sound of shit happening?

7th Day Adventism:
                Shit happens on Sat**days.

Hinduism:       I've seen this shit happening before.
                This shit is not a religion, it is the way of life.
                This shit happening IS you.

Protestantism:  If shit happens, it happens to someone else.
                If shit happens, praise the lord for it!

Calvinism:      Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Episcopalianism:
                If shit happens, hold a procession.

Lutheranism:    Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK.

Anglicanism:    It's true, shit does happen -- but only to Lutherans.
                                                           
Catholicism:    If shit happens, you deserved it.
                You were born shit, you are shit, and you will die shit.

Charismatic Catholicism:
                Shit is happening because you deserve it, but we love you
                 anyway.

Judaism:        Why does shit always happen to US?
                Why does shit always happen just before closing the deal?

Reform Judaism: Got any laxatives?

Islam:          If this shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
                If shit happens, take a hostage.
                We don't take any shit.

Nation of Islam:
                Don't take no shit!

New Age:        That's not shit, it's feldspar.
                A firm shit does not happen to me.
                This isn't shit if I really believe it's chocolate.
                I create my own shit.
                If shit happens, honor it and share it.
                Sheeeeeeeeeeit!
                Were all part of the same shit.
                For $300, we can help you get in touch with your inner shit.

Wicca:          If shit happened once, it will happen twice more.
                The Goddess makes shit happen.

Jehovah's Witnesses:
                No shit happens until Armaggedon.
                There is only a limited amount of good shit.
                Knock Knock, "Shit Happens."
                Here, we insist you take our shit.
                Shit happens door to door.
                Good Morning, I have some shit for you to read.

Secular Humanism:
                Shit evolves.

Darwinism:      Survival of the shittiest.

Creationism:        ... And the Lord said "Let there be shit" ... and there
                 came piles of it. After six days of this shit, He rested.

Christian Science:
                When shit happens, don't call a doctor--pray.
                Shit doesn't happen and I am not up to my eyeballs in it.
                Our shit will take care of itself.
                Shit happens in your mind.

Atheism:        I don't believe this shit!
                Shit doesn't happen. Shit is dead.
                No shit!
                It looks and smells like shit, so I'm damned if I'm going
                 to taste it.

Religion from an Atheist's point of view:
                I haven't smelt, seen, touched, or tasted it. But it's shit.

Agnosticism:    It looks and smells like shit, but I haven't tasted it, so
                 I'm not sure whether its shit or not.
                What is this shit?!
                I don't know shit!
                How can we KNOW if shit happens?
                You can't prove any of this shit!

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
                Hey, this is good shit, mon.

Mormonism:      If shit happens, shun it.
                Excrement happens. (you can't say 'shit' in Utah)
                Hey, there's more shit happening over here!
                Our shit is better than your shit.
                Shit happens again & again & again ...

Energizer Bunny:
                Shit happens and happens and happens and ...

Baptist:        You are shitting all wrong, and you'll be punished for it.
                We'll wash the shit right off you.

Southern Baptist:
                Shit will happen.  Praise the lord!

Iraqi Baathist: Oh shit!

Voodoo:         Shit doesn't just happen -- somebody dumped it on you.
                Let's stick some pins in this shit!
                This shit's gonna get you!

Televangelism:  Your tax-deductible donation could make this shit stop
                 happening...

Unitarianism:   What is this Shit?
                We affirm the right for shit to happen.
                Go ahead, shit anywhere you want.
                It's not the shit that matters.  It's the process.

Orthodox:       St. Sergius found his faith in deep shit.

Greek Orthodox: Shit happens, usually in threes.

EST:            I am at cause that shit will not happen.
                You're responsible for all the shit that happens.

Fundamentalism: There's no shit in the Bible.
                Shit happens, but don't publish it.

Twelve Step:    Shit happens one day at a time.

Amish:          Shit is good for the soil.
                This modern shit is worthless.

Native Americans:
                Shit is sacred when it happens.

Shintoism:      You inherit the shit of your ancestors.

Moonies:        Only happy shit really happens.

Stoicism:       This shit happening is good for me.

Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half the time.
                Christianity stole half its shit from us.

Bahaism:        Why do you keep shitting on us?

Mysticism:      This is really weird shit.

Paganism:       Shit happens for a variety of reasons.

Rajhneesh:      Give us your shit and put on this orange shit.

Rosicrucianism: What is this AMORC shit?

Satanism:       We hope bad shit happens to all of you.
                We will make your shit happen.

Witchcraft:     Mix this shit together and it will happen!

Scientology:    All this happens to be shit.
                If you leave us, bad shit will happen to you.

Shamanism:      Whoaa...Holy Shit!

Sikhism:        Leave our shit alone.

Moilanenism:    Smells like shit of finnish fish.

Sureshism:      You are all pieces of shit.

Branch Davidianism:
                May shit happen to the FBI!
                If shit happens, have a BIG barbecue...
                David thinks he's hot shit.

Divorcism:        She's full of shit!
                He's fooling around with some worthless piece of shit.
                ... but Judge, you can't give her all that shit!

Creation Science:
                Shit has only been happening since October 23rd 4004 B.C.

Discordianism:  Shit makes the flowers grow and that's beautiful.

Kibology:       What's shit, and where can I get some?

Spam:           Spam happens.

SubGenius:      Shit has happened. For $20 "BoB" will sell you a way to
                 MAKE MONEY FROM IT.

Dianetics:      "Why does shit happen?" (p. 157)

Yuppie Shit:    It's my shit!  All mine!  Isn't it beautiful?

An Employer:    Shit happens, and rolls down hill.
                You may only shit during coffee breaks.

An Employee:    I've done my shit, so can I take the day off?
                This shit's not part of my contract.

Environmentalism:
                Shit is biodegradable.

Political Correctness:
                Heavily processed nutritionally-deprived biological
                 output happens.

Heisenbergism:  Shit happened, we just don't know where or how much.

Quantum Shittydynamics:
                Shit happens only in well-defined quantities.

Einsteinism:    God does not play shit with the universe.
                Shit is Relative.

Reaction to Seeing your Mother-in-law:
                Relatives are Shit.

Washington:     I cannot tell a lie--shit happened.

Lincoln:        Four score and seven shits ago...

Nixon:          Shit didn't happen, and if it did I didn't know anything
                 about it.

Reagan:         Well, I do believe that shit happened. I was just taking a nap.

Quayle:         Whye doe peepl treate mee lik shitte?

Clinton:        I didn't inhale this shit.
                I tried this shit before and I didn't like it so....

Bush:           Read my lips: no more shit!
                Wouldn't be prudent to shit at this juncture.
                This looks like foreign shit. Let Baker handle it.
                This looks like domestic shit. Let Baker handle it.
                This looks like campaign-related shit. Let Baker handle it.

Baker:          Why does Bush always dump all the shit on me?

Saddam:         The mother of all shit just happened to us, but at least
                 I'm still in power.

Perot:          I'm sorry if I dropped you guys in this piece of shit.

McCarthyism:    Are you now, or have you ever been, shit?

Martin Luther King:
                Black shit and white shit CAN coexist...
                I have a shit...

Julius Caesar:  I came, I saw, I shitted. (Veni, Vidi, Shitty)

Kennedy:        Ask not what your country's shit can do for you, but
                 what your shit can do for your country.

John Paul Jones:
                I have not yet begun to shit.

James Tiberius Kirk:
                ... to boldly shit where no one has shit before!

Shirley MacClaine:
                Haven't I seen this shit before...

Neil Armstrong: One small shit for a man... One giant heap for mankind.

Shakespeare:    To shit or Not to shit, that is the question.

Computer Science:
                There's a bug somewhere in this shitttttttttttttttttttttttttt

UNIX:           Shit dumped.

VAX/VMS:        No Privilege for attempted shit.

Macintosh:      (Enough said)

IBM/DOS:        It's shit, but it's compatible.

Windows:        The same shit as DOS, only GUIer...

Cray:           If this code weren't such a piece of shit, they wouldn't NEED
                 a supercomputer...

C:              It's shit, but it's efficient.

Fortran:        It's shit, but I don't know any better.

Cobol:          It's shit, but it's job security.

BASIC:          It's shit.

Communism:      It's everybody's shit.

Marxism:        The rich shit exploits the poor shit, but deep down all shit
                 is alike.
                Dictatorship of the shit.

Socialism:      The same shit happens to everyone.

Capitalism:     Shit happens, and it'll cost you!
                If you're gonna sell that shit, at least make a profit.

Americanism:    Who gives a shit?

Materialism:    Whoever dies with the most shit wins.

Cannibalism:    Don't eat the shit.

Vegetarianism:  If it happens to shit, don't eat it.

Hedonism:       There's nothing quite like a good shit.

Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit is.
                Shit happening is absurd.

Realism:        I think I need to take a shit.

Denialism:      What shit?

Purism:         If shit has to happen, let ONLY shit happen.

Procrastinationism:
                I'll take care of this shit ... tomorrow.

Avoidanceism:   With all this happening, I think I'll go shit.

Repressionism:  I'll hold this shit in forever.

Fatalism:       Oh shit, it's going to happen!

Surrealism:     Fish.

Nihilism:       Let's blow this shit up!

Fetishism:      I love it when shit happens.

Masochism:      Do shit to ME.

Sadism:         I will shit on you!

Dyslexia:       Tihs happens.

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                                SHIT HAPPENS

                        according to the Philospohers
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Thales:         Earth, Air, Fire, and Shit

Epicurus:       If shit happens, enjoy it.

Socrates:       What is shit?  Why is shit?

Aristotle:      The essence of shittyness...

Archimedes:     Hmmm... why doesn't this shit float?
                Give me a place to stand and I'll move any piece of shit.

Descartes:      I think, so why am I in this shit?
                I shit, therefore I am.

Leibniz (as interpreted by Voltaire):
                The best of all possible shit in this world made for shit.

Thoreau:        I wanted to live deliberately ... to suck all the shit out
                 of life.

Sartre:         Shit is meaningless!
                What is shit, anyway?

Freudianism:    Shit is a phallic symbol.

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                                SHIT HAPPENS

                           in various professions
                          ------------------------

Mathematician:  Shit happening is just a special case...

Statistician:   There is an 83.7% chance that shit will happen. Maybe.

Physicist (Theoretical):
                Shit SHOULD happen.

Physicist (Experimental):
                To within experimental error, shit DID happen.

Engineer:       I hope this shit holds together.

Chemist:        I hope this shit doesn't blow up.
                Gee, what'll happen if I mix this and ... SHIT!!!!
                Damn this shit smells...

Biologist:      Is this shit alive?

Botanist:       What this daisy needs is some fresh shit.

Economist:      I hope no one figures out that I don't really understand
                 this shit.

Beurocrat:      I'm sorry, but we can't make this shit happen until you fill
                 out form XJ-314159 to make an appointment with our Assistant
                 Sub-Deputy Manager to obtain form ZN-271828...

CEO:            (1980's) I've got all the shit I want.
                (1990's) Oooh, SHIT!

Lawyer:         For a sufficient fee, I can get you out of ANY shit.

Doctor:         Take two shits and call me in the morning.
                Yes, it's definitely a case of shit happening. $90, please...

Acupuncturist:  Hold still or it will hurt like shit.
                Let all that shit go.
                This will really get the energy shit moving.

Surgeon:        Shit, where's this organ supposed to go?

Psychologist:   Shit is in your mind.
                Everything that happens is shit; some of it is just repressing
                 its subconscious shittiness.

Programmer:     It's shit, but at least it compiles.

Social Scientist:
                Let's pretend that shit doesn't happen...

Historian:      The same shit happens again and again.

Politician:     It's shit, but it'll get me elected.
                If you elect me, shit will never again happen.
                Shit happening is bad for the economy.
                My Fellow Americans, All I stand for is shit.

Waitress:       You want fries with that shit?

Teacher:        Repeat after me: one shit + one shit =?

Dean:           Let's see how much shit the faculty'll take.

Accountant:     Why doesn't this shit add up?

Linguist:       What I'm doing is a bunch of feces tauri.
                 (For non-Latin-speakers: feces tauri=the excrement of a bull)

Quality Control Inspector:
                This shit ain't good enough.

IRS Auditor:    I'll make 'em squirm for putting this shit on their tax forms.

Farmer:         I get subsidies for my shit.

Union leader:   Give us more shit or we'll strike.

Mafia boss:     Rub the little shits out.

NYC Cab Driver: Damn, looks like I hit that shit...

Mechanic:       Shit...this will cost a lot, mister.

Chef:           It needs some more of this green shit.

Musician:       This shit is out of tune.

Artist:         If Jesse Helms likes it, it is shit.
                Shit, I wish I thought of that.
                Anything you can buy for $2.99 isn't art, it's shit.

Poet:           My childhood was shit, let me share.
                Ode to a Grecian Shit.
                My love is like a red, red shit.
                ... and miles to go before I shit, and miles to go before I
                 shit...

Developer:      Shit happens on a daily basis, that's why we have maintainance
                 programmers.

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                                SHIT HAPPENS

                                to your pets
                                ------------

Dog:            All I do is eat, sleep and shit.
                I did not chew the shit out of your bedroom slippers.
                When I catch a car, it will shit!
                Oh shit, I caught it!

Cat:            Why do I have to shit in this smelly pan?
                Let me sleep, you pathetic shit.
                Dogs are shit.
                I do not do unelegant things like shit, I excrete. And never in
                 the corner. It is the dog's.

Fish:           All I do is eat, swim and shit.
                Always the same dried shit for dinner?

Snake:          If I got out of this cage, you'd shit.


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                         THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS

                          for Sanitation Engineers
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0th:            There is shit.
1st:            You can't get rid of it.
2nd:            It gets deeper.
3rd:            A nice, empty trashcan is wishful thinking.

KEEP SHOVELLING!!

[Turner]

Atlantis

A kind of semantic satiation !

Great post

[Dane]

Where did you find this GREAT TEXT, atlantis?

[atlantis]

Where did you find this GREAT TEXT, atlantis?

nolinks://nolinks.spunk.org/texts/humour/sp001523.html

A.

[Dane]

nolinks://nolinks.spunk.org/texts/humour/sp001523.html

A.

THANKS 

[ner0]

What is meaning of Free will ?

Free will means that you can act wrongly. That is free will. Unless there is chance of doing wrong or right, there is no question of free will. Where is free will then? If I act only one sided, that means I have no free will. Because we act sometimes wrongly, that means free will.
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Just for Example :- Just like a thief, he knows that his stealing, it is bad, but still he does it. That is free will. He cannot check his greediness, so in spite of his knowing that he is doing wrong thing - he will be punished, he knows; he has seen another thief, he was punished, he was put into prison - everything he knows, but still he steals. Why? Misuse of free will. Unless there is misuse of free will, there is no question of free will.

[impair]

.... No gambling, No drugs ( No tea & coffee ), No meat-eating ( No onion & garlic's ) 5th thing is whatever you eat `1st offer it to Supreme Lord Krishna. ...

Hi.
Sorry. For me is Supreme Lord - Jesus Christ and He gave me freedom - meat-eating, tea, coffee, wine, gambling and onion also   

For eating example (Matthew 15:11) Supreme Lord Jesus says: "Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man." (bad and false words... - this defileth a man)

Or: (Acts 10:9-15) "Peter went up on the roof to pray. He became hungry and wanted something to eat, and while the meal was being prepared, he fell into a trance. He saw heaven opened and something like a large sheet being let down to earth by its four corners. It contained all kinds of four-footed animals, as well as reptiles and birds. Then a voice told him, “Get up, Peter. Kill and eat.” “Surely not, Lord!” Peter replied. “I have never eaten anything impure or unclean.”  The voice spoke to him a second time, “Do not call anything impure that God has made clean.”

Jesus redeemed the world and already all is clean. And He also gave freedom...

For example text: 1 Corinthians 6:12 - "All things are lawful for me,” but not all things are helpful." ... Galatians 5:1 - "So Christ has truly set us free. Now make sure that you stay free, and don't get tied up again in slavery to the law." ...


if you want to see Actual Purpose of human life then read the words of Jesus (Bible - New Testament)  The foundation is love.



And special for gambling:

Catechism of the Catholic Church:
2413 "Games of chance (card games, etc.) or wagers are not in themselves contrary to justice. They become morally unacceptable when they deprive someone of what is necessary to provide for his needs and those of others. The passion for gambling risks becoming an enslavement. Unfair wagers and cheating at games constitute grave matter, unless the damage inflicted is so slight that the one who suffers it cannot reasonably consider it significant."


Games of chance or wagers are not contrary to justice. Not sin if  not deprive someone of what is necessary to provide for his needs and those of others, and if not enslavement, and if not cheating. Or if cheating  - it is not grave matter if unless the damage inflicted is so slight that the one who suffers it cannot reasonably consider it significant (example - big rich casino).

[impair]

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